Disclaimer – In searching for the perfect beach destination you have found we congratulate you on finding it. However, San Padre Island – known in reality as South Padre Island – exists in a yet undiscovered dimension. Nevertheless, in seeing how you managed to find this page, here is the description of mythical and mystical land of San Padre Island.
San Padre Island Texas Vacations
Welcome to the mythical land and landing page of San Padre Island Texas where the beach sand is of the purest white – made possible thanks to sacrifice of the hundreds of thousands of unicorns who freely gave their horns to the resident gnome population whereby it is ground into the world’s finest sand – all for your barefoot prancing and selfie photo taking pleasure.
San Padre beaches are known throughout the galaxy as a place where imagined and inter-dimensional beings come here mostly to work on their tans, play beach volleyball, and – of course, just to be able to tell their friends all about how much fun they had.
(Notice: no unicorns were harmed in the making of the beaches of San Padre Island. Rest assured that of all of San Padre’s beaches are made from certified fair trade, unbleached, 100% organic unicorn horn).
Where is San Padre Island Texas located?
How far is San Padre Island from Houston?
For those skilled in the art of teleportation and/or bending of the space-time continuum, San Padre is just the blink of an eye away from Houston. For most mortals, however, it can take lifetimes of spiritual purification to get to.
If you are looking for San Padre…
We wish you the best of luck and safe travels getting there – however, if South Padre Island is your desired destination, start planning your trip today with PIRentals.com!